yourcreepyuncle:

fandom interpretation

• dirk is a whining weak uke uke chan who blushes whenever jake chan glances at him
• jake is a big strong man double pistols and an orgasm for anyone he spares a look at

reality

• dirk is a literal cool dude who doesn’t take shit from no one who can fight off an entire army of imperial drones practically by himself
• jake is a complete fucking 100% dork who who gets his ass beat half way across his island by a robot

acrobike:

people who think girls can crossplay but guys shouldn’t